Saturday, May 13, 2006

I'm Gonna Be RICH

No, seriously, I am. Because Mr. Yang emailed me, personally with an "obscured business suggestion." I just have to it fair for me to do all of the work and him to get 70% of the take? I get a measly 30%? I mean, really, why should I bother?

Mr. Ming Yang
Hang Seng Bank Ltd,
Sai Wan Ho Branch,
171 Shaukiwan Road,
Hong Kong.
Tel/Fax: +85230176685

Dear friend,

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Ming Yang director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestion for you.

Before the U.S and Iraqi war nice creativity, haven't seen one of these for the Iraq war...usually they are sent from Nigeria our client Major Fadi Basem who was with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Twenty Four millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch.

Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war and again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that the Major and his family had been killed during the war in bomb blast that hit their home. Hmmm, could this be a trolling operation to find those who aid terrorists?

After further investigation it was also discovered that Major Fadi Basem did not declare any next of kin in his official papers Ya don't say? Well, how fortuitous for me! including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Four millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars holy toledo, that's a lot of money! is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it.

What bothers me most is that according to the to the laws of my country at the expiration 4 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Major Fadi Basem so that you will be able to receive his funds. Oh yes, even if this were true, I am sure it would be legal, right?


I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Major Fadi Basem , all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Does this mean I can't tell a few hundred of my closest Internet friends?

Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you Say what?? I want more than that if I am going to risk my neck . Should you be interested please send me your full names and current residential address That's G. Ulla. Ble. @ Yeah right! and I will prefers you to reach me on the email address below :

and finally after that i shall provide you with more details of this operation.Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Ming Yang.

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