Saturday, September 27, 2008

A Snapshot of my Bizarre Marriage

Tonight, Jon and I went out to a quick dinner and caught a movie together. We don't get out much. This exchange followed in the car on the way home:

(after discussing serious political wonkiness and Christianity influenced by pagan traditions)

Jon: (who has a habit of injecting "monkey butt into conversations. No, I don't know why, you would need to ask him...)
"Monkey butt!"

Me: "Yes, monkey butt, we were talking about pagans, though."

Jon: "Yeah, huh?""
"Classic pagans weren't really around monkeys much, ..."

Tina:"Probably would depend upon where they lived.... so what did they have instead? Llamas?"

Jon: "Llama butt? Doesn't really work."

Me: No, it doesn't, does it. How about flying llamas? Llamas...with wings?"

Jon: no, no. Flying monkeys, see, it just works better."

Me: Yeah, don't make me get my flying llamas, it's kinda lame... not very scary."

Jon: What are they gonna do spit on you?"

And this is why we don't drink.

T, who likes llamas, but alpacas are better

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6 sent chocolate:

MARV said...


(That's my new favorite thing.. Thanks, I love it!)

Anissa Mayhew said...

Send him on of my love names for my kids is..are you ready for this? "Monkey butt". Yes. There it is.

Backpacking Dad said...

"Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground."


"Tell us where the talking llama is OR we'll burn your house to the ground."

"Well, which is it? Because that seems like a pretty crucial conjunction."

Kelley said...

Yup. Sounds like my husband. But he prefers 'anal dwelling butt monkey'.

Stoopid men.

network marketing company said...

ha ah monkey butt? lol

T. said...

marv: never a dull moment in my house...that is, if you are a 9 year old boy...

anissa: I get it...we have lots of weird names for the kids, but I can't remember any of them. Go figure.

backpackingdad: I looove that's funny. "Wrong lever!!"

Thank you so much for commenting everyone!


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