Let's Play, name that search!
I thought it would be fun to show you some of the crazy things that people search for and somehow wind up on my blog. (see, I do too have readers!) Ready?
Number one. Suppose people are confused that I don't ship that precious brown cocoa gold to their door?
pulling my hair out
This is close behind, and believe it or not, people don't bounce from this one...they stick around and read. Do you think it's because I still have my hair??
bang head here
Yes, this is a good place to land. I even have a graphic for it!
how to talk to a 15 year old
Why ask me?? Sure, I can talk, but does she listen? (See the two terms above this one) Believe it or not, people stick around after searching this term, too.
comfiest chair ever
If you own this, can you tell me what it is? Mine makes my butt numb.
things getting weird please send chocolate
I have no idea. Really. I write about weasels
color order of 96 crayon pack
OCD much? Listen, I love crayons, but I don't keep them in a specific order. well, ok, yes, I do. But it is my order, not Crayolas. (color spectrum, by hue, thanks for asking)
good earplugs for kids with aspergers
How about good earplugs for Moms with kids who have Aspergers? I could use those...
I have two they can HAVE. One doesn't pee on the floor, much.
are weasels good pets
Sure, if by "good pets" you mean "will they gnaw your face off"
how to rsvp a funeral
I have no idea where this came from
what is that smell
You know, they say, "he who smelt it? Dealt it...
sexy spider girl suit
I. don't. know. Really. I swear.
Sure you don't want Room 704 for that one??
Because? Why? We don't want to know about your Farmer John fetish. That's just sick.
Got the cat right on his head.
doesn't everybody? This one came complete with the punctuation. I like to imagine it said with a southern accent...
hours minutes seconds of fun!
That's just wrong. Again, Room 704 might be more your speed....
honey there's a cat in the freezer
Guess I know what you're havin' for dinner, eh?
why kids say meow with aspergers
If you figure it out, will you let ME know? Add singing, too...
how to piss off a cat
I could teach a class in this one...trust me, ask my cat
spot and zombies
I can haz zombehs, plz??
spock as a zombie
Apparently, chocolate, Asperger's,Spock, evil otters and zombies will bring you straight to my door. Seems my work here is done. ::insert evil cackle here:::
What's the weirdest search anyone has ever done for your blog?
T, who is immensely entertained by the search results, THANK YOU!