Sunday, March 22, 2009

Sunday Silliness..because life is too short not to laugh

(what, you were expecting inspiration??)

On second thought, let's not do this...it's too silly...


From Slashdot:
Bomb disposal teams were called in and a nearby pub evacuated after water company engineers mistook a Monty Python film prop for a hand grenade. After nearly an hour of examination by bomb experts,they deemed it was safe. After close examination, they declared that the grenade was actually a copy of the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" used in the film Monty Python And The Holy Grail. A police spokeswoman confirmed that the device was a toy and that it had been no danger to the public.

I can't make this crap up, you guys. Life imitating..a Monty Python sketch:

ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work?
LANCELOT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.

T, who has a soft-spot for goofy British humor

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Kaite said...

Thank you for your comments on the BlogHer post about breastfeeding. I am not registered there and thought it would seem trollish if I registered solely to comment on that post, so I didn't. I was very glad to see my opinion represented through your comment.

Two of my friends wrote great responses to the original Atlantic article:
http://jeremyscorner-grifter.blogspot.com/2009/03/response-to-case-against-breast-feeding.html
http://alisaterry.blogspot.com/2009/03/breastfeeding-keeping-women-down-for.html

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Katie said...

Oh sheesh, I spelled my own name wrong in the above comment. . . must be getting too tired to type!

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Ezzy said...

That was quite amusing. Thank you for sharing

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roztime said...

wonderful!! made my night, thankyou!

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