You can always "count" on me to be inappropriate, sugar

Remember this is a PG-13 blog. As such, sometimes I post things that are in a gray area. Not unsuitable, but not necessarily for your little kids, either. That being said, I had to post this today. Keep in mind, it's your mind that fills in the blanks. A child wouldn't understand it at all... well, you'll see what I mean.

I suppose I am goin' to hell... but it really made me laugh like a banshee, so hard that I blew snot out of my nose, and started hiccuping, sort of like when the kid farts and I try really hard to look stern and tell him how wrong that was, and next time, go to the bathroom. Meanwhile, I am thinking how well he let that one rip, and my, wasn't it loud? Oh come on, you know you think it, too! I just admit it.

So now that I have thoroughly shamed myself... here's this. If you are easily offended, this is where you close my blog and go read Cute Overload or something.

So do you still love me??

T, who has taken leave of her senses and sorry, mom!

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