I think they're endangered

My son. In some ways, he is a typical 11 year old. He is obsessed with Doctor Who. And farts. I submit this exchange:

JBear: Hey JBean, have you ever seen a Fardis?

play on the word "tardis" from Doctor Who.

JBean: Is it purple hops on one foot and lays eggs?

JBear: What?! No.

JBean: Oh. well, then I haven't seen one.

And that..as they say, was that. Of course, I was silently laughing so hard I had tears running down my cheeks.

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T, who figures it's a wild kingdom around here

picture by mac mcrae. Used under creative commons license

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