Lately I have been noticing all sorts of signs of Armageddon.
There was this one (NSFW and not safe for me to post for PG-13 sensibilities, you have been warned..JBug, this means you!)And
Now, Barbie, in a continued effort to dumb the hell down our kids..gives us...
No, I am not kidding, I wish I were. While, on one level I am glad that Mattel has tried to embrace some strong role models for our girls, on the other hand... The Three Musketeers? Really, Mattel? Really? Because, why? We tire of princesses? Come on, there has be a better movie to exploit in your quest for cash. How about Cleopatra? Katerina from Taming of the Shrew? I mean, Bill doesn't get near enough respect from our young people these days.
Glad I could help. Just let me know if you need more suggestions. I have a million of them. Of course, you realize we aren't going to buy any of this crap, right? My kids will stick with the original classic and not the
bastardized princessized give-us-all-your-money versions directed at little girls who don't know any better.
Blame the homeschoolers. We resist your attempt to pander to the lowest common denominator. See ya, we're heading to the library now.
T, who is dumb-founded but not dumbed-down