Just In Time For School To Start, a Quiz

So, tell me, how is it that I head to a blogging convention, come home and don't blog? {Pick one}

• A. I was completely intimidated by the talent at BlogHer
• B. I am too busy with preparations for school
• C. I am frustrated at the lack of notice from P.R. and advertisers
• D. I am preoccupied with molesting my husband
• E. I just needed a break and was too lazy to line up guest posters
• F. I have discovered tumblr which is addictive and fun and much, much faster than standard blogging
• G. I had a massive case of Writer's Block and literally could write NOTHING
• H. All of the above

Ok, yes, the correct answer is H. Hey, don't judge me. And I am back now, bitches.So you'd better just quit your tittering about where the hell I've been. You asked for it, more snark, less lazy. So, you get it. I am all about giving my readers what they want. But no, you can't have that only JNerd gets that. And you can't have a damn pony either, so suck it up. I will provide your daily RDA of humor and snark *, however. Get used to it.

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T, who will hopefully be able to write again