How to insult your brother like a 7 yr old...
First, fold your arms and get all superior-like. Then, stick out your lip and glare. Finally, choose one, to complete:
You smell like...
dirty apricots
moldy cheese
rotten eggs
dirty underwear
Move in for the kill:
You smell like...
rotten dirty apricots, cheese wrapped in pumpkin pie
dirty cheese apricot pie and cheese
(well, the spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam doesn't 'ave much spam innit..")
I tried to correct her, but I was biting back the laughter so hard, it was difficult to sound sincere.
T, who can't make this stuff UP
1 sent chocolate:
I really enjoyed your post. I saw a listing of it on my friend Gayle White (The White House).
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