JBean: Yay! When JBug goes off to college, can I redecorate the room just for me, all to myself?
JBug: No! I will be living at home, forever, in the basement.
[to JBean:] JBug isn't going off to college, she is living at home for a while while she is IN college. Don't sell her off just yet...you two will still be sharing a room.
[to JBug;] You can't live in the basement; we don't have a basement. Besides, we have Basement Cats...there would be no room in the basement.
JBug: JBear will be living in the basement. Playing first-person shooter video games.
Me: Probably. You can live in the ceiling. We don't have a Ceiling Cat.